What animal has the smallest appetite?
Ans. A moth (It eats only holes)
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Ans. 11 (t-h-e-a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t)
What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Ans. White.
What did the fire man say when the church caught on fire?
Ans. “Holy smoke!”
Why did the boy rolls rocks down the hill?
Ans. He wanted to see Rolling Stones
What kind of bed is a three-season bed?
Ans. one without a spring
Where do tough chickens come from?
Ans. From hard boiled eggs.
When is it polite to serve milk in a saucer?
Ans. When you feed the cat.
What has 6 legs, but walks with only 4?
Ans. A horse with a rider.
What can you break with only one word?
Ans. Silence
If you cross a camera and a mirror, what do you get?
Ans. A camera that takes picture of itself.
How do birds stop themselves in the air?
Ans. With air brakes.
What is the brightest fish?
Ans. Starfish.
What is the biggest ant?
Ans. An elephant. (eleph-ant)
What kind of beans won’t grow in a garden?
Ans. Jelly beans.
Why are we sure that Indians were the first people America?
Ans. Because they have reservations.
How does a witch tell time?
Ans. With a witch watch.
What is the one room a zombie’s house doesn’t need?
Ans. A living room.
What is blue, flies, and is dangerous?
Ans. A bluebird with a gun.
What goes from side to side, and up and down, but never moves?
Ans. A road.
What happened when the icicle landed on the man’s head?
Ans. It knocked him cold
What is a drill sergeant?
Ans. An army dentist.
Why doesn’t the piano work?
Ans. Because it only knows how to play
What did the book say to the librarian?
Ans. Can I take you out?
What has a neck but no head?
Ans. A bottle
What is a sleeping bull?
Ans. A bull dozer.
How can you double your money?
Ans. Look at it in a mirror.
What is a very hard subject?
Ans. The study of rocks.
What has a big mouth, but can’t talk?
Ans. A jar
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Ans. Against your will.
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