What has two hands but no arms?
Ans. A clock.
What kind of water can’t be freeze?
Ans. Hot water.
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Ans. B.
What is the science of shopping?
Ans. Biology (buy-ology).
What can you hold without touching it?
Ans. A conversation.
Why do you go to bed?
Ans. Because the bed will not come to you?
What has four wheels and flies?
Ans. A garbage truck.
What fur do you get from a skunk?
Ans. As fur (far) as possible.
What kind of ant can count?
Ans. An accountant (account-ant).
What would you call a small wound?
Ans. A short cut.
What do seven days of dieting do?
Ans. They make one weak (week).
How can you tell if you are cross-eyed?
Ans. When you see eye-to-eye with yourself.
What did the boy ghost whistle at the girl ghost?
Ans. She was boo-tiful!
Why did the man hit the clock?
Ans. Because the clock struck first.
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Ans. Punch.
Does your clock tell time?
Ans. No, you have to look at it.
How can you fix a short circuit?
Ans. Lengthen it.
What is the biggest building?
Ans. The library. It has the most stories.
When is a miniskirt long?
Ans. When a midget wears it.
How do mice kiss?
Ans. Mouse-to-mouse.(mouth-to-mouth).
What is the difference between a coat and a baby?
Ans. One you wear, the other you were.
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
Ans. A boo-boo.
What does a mummy child call its parents?
Ans. Mummy and Daddy.
What is the quietest sport?
Ans. Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?
Ans. Depressed.
Spell mouse trap in letters.
Ans. C-A-T
What dish is out of this world?
Ans. A flying saucer.
What happens to an author after he dies?
Ans. He becomes a ghost writer.
What is a very popular perfume?
Ans. A best smeller.
How do Mummies behave?
Ans. In a grave manners.
Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
Ans. Because robin ate all the worms.
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